SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE! By William Todd Rose
Created in SPLATTER-VISION
What a great cover!!
We are really busy here at the North Pole now that it’s December. I helped to decorate the tree. Not my turn to put the star on top of it this year, Blitzen did it this time. It’s wonky by the way. I will post a photo when I find the camera. I think one of the elves took it for some reason. I can’t say for sure but I think he wanted to take pictures of his feet. What’s up with elves and feet? It’s like … a sexual thing with them? I don’t know. Oh well.
67 million years ago, these vocabulist, fold-able, creatures roamed the earth.